Monday, July 21, 2008

funny hair

Um...yes, the previous post was a joke.

I thought I'd relieve the awkward feelings some of my friends must be experiencing in thinking I'd truly change my hair in such a way and not knowing quite what to say...(since I've already had three people ask if I was serious - HA!) :)

No worries, friends. I don't struggle with delusions of scary hair - rather, my great struggle is overcoming the desire to blog using undetectable sarcasm... :)

Friday, July 18, 2008

Vote your favorite

Okay friends, I'm getting my hair totally re-vamped. I need your help. Vote your favorite:

1. The Big Sexy

2. The Happy Homemaker

3. The Ice Queen

Thanks for your input! It'll definitely help me make a fashionable decision!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

God's pharmacy

I don't usually send forwards or blog about random stuff like this, but at our Girl's Night Out, several girls were talking about the "God's Pharmacy" e-mail. I think this is amazing - it's one of those things that just blows my mind. A lot of you have probably already seen this, but humor me, because it really is fabulous, and all glory be to God for His attention to detail and knitting us together so perfectly! (thanks Kristen!)

God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body!

God's Pharmacy! Amazing!
A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye... and YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.

A tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums.
Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (mo dern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic
index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries

Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist th e health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body's cells. Today's research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body