Monday, May 2, 2011

THREE THINGS WE CAN BE SURE OF

Michael told his students something at school today that I thought was really funny/clever. Of course, now that I've said that, your expectations will be waaay too high. But I thought it was clever enough to write it down.


He said, "As of today, there are three things we can be sure. Number one, there is a severe drought in Texas. Number two, global warming is causing the earth's temperatures to rise dramatically. Number three, they'll never catch Osama bin Laden."

(This was said with an extremely heavy dose of sarcasm, in case you weren't able to pick up on it here in blog land.)

Take into account that today it was 55 degrees outside in May, in TEXAS, and there are flash flood warnings all over the place because of the rain that hasn't stopped for two days. And the bin Laden comment speaks for itself. HA! Just goes to show you that you really can't know what will happen tomorrow!

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